Christian Says (The Moving Edition):

While touring NY with our family:

In a loud commanding voice..."Okay guys, this is our stop. Everybody get off the train."

"I only want to move somewhere where there aren't any subways."

While on the airplane during landing:

"This airplane speaks Spanish. When I say abajo, it goes down. Abajo! Abajo! Abajo!"

In the airport while Grandpa was talking to a friendly lady:

"Grandpa, would you please tell that lady to stop talking to you." (This was only funny after I got over the embarrassment)

On the farm in Idaho:

"Grandma has an enormous apartment. Enormous means super big."

"I want to go help Grandpa move the water poles (siphon tubes)."

"Uncle Matt is two kids tall." (It's true. He is 6'3".)

"The corn is in the back of Grandpa's big trailer." (the bed of his pickup truck)

In Utah:

Uncle Aaron: "Christian, do you like In-N-Out burger?"

Christian: "I like both. I like my hamburgers inside and outside."

While in the car:

"Dad, I would feel more comfortable if you would drive with two hands."

During bedtime prayers:

"Would you please come down and tell my mom to buy me a new Henry train?"